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The designs your shipmates keep asking about. Every one has an ugliness rating so you know what you're getting into.
Same Sea. Uglier Sweaters.
For command parties, family photos, and questionable decisions on liberty. If someone says, "That thing is hideous," we did our job.
The designs your shipmates keep asking about. Every one has an ugliness rating so you know what you're getting into.
Six communities. Six distinct visual languages. No generic ship silhouettes here.
Destroyers, carriers, and "Deck the Hulls."
Dolphins, subs, and "Silent Night, Silent Service."
Wings, jets, and "Santa Needs a Catapult."
"Can Do Christmas" with construction gear.
Goats, anchors, and khaki humor.
For spouses, kids, and post-service pride.
Every sweater carries a rating. Know your limit before you deck yourself.
Surface Fleet, Silent Service, Aviation, Seabees, Chiefs Mess, Veterans and Navy Families.
From "Liberty Approved" restraint to "Maximum Ugly" chaos with bells, lights, and dimensional details.
Two ways to go custom: personalize a single design, or outfit your whole division. Either way, you get a design proof before we knit a single stitch.
Ship or squadron? Hull number? We'll match the right silhouette and warfare community.
Choose from our library or suggest your own. Front and back designs included.
We send a visual proof for approval before production. No surprises on the fantail.
We send a size collection form for the crew. Minimum 12 sweaters for crew orders.
Describe your ideal Navy ugly sweater and our AI will generate a design concept for you.
Got a photo in your Ugly Navy Sweater? Tag us @uglynavysweater and we'll feature it here.
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Every December, sailors and families send in photos of their worst. The ugliest wins a free sweater for next year.
Submissions open October 2026. Send us your best worst photo.
Everything you need to know about ordering, shipping, and custom crew designs.
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days within the continental US.
Shipping status is shown as "Underway" once your order leaves the warehouse. Track your order with your order reference number.
Our sweaters run true to size. If you plan to layer over a uniform, go one size up.
Use our Size Recommender tool above for a personalized recommendation based on height, weight, and build.
Custom crew orders are our specialty. Whether it's a ship, squadron, or command party, we make it happen.
Example: USS NIMITZ CVN-68 / DECK THE HULLS / WESTPAC CHRISTMAS 2026
We want you to love your ugly sweater. If it doesn't fit or isn't ugly enough, we'll help.
Can't find what you need? Send us a message and we'll respond within 1 business day.
Before you ship out, get 10% off your first order. Join the mailing list and we will send the code.
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